The show was a blast. One audience member brought her teddy bear named Cuddles to the show.Turns out she’s a straight Christian who lives her spiritual politics. Of course, the bear brought up plushy references from me in the show which then brought out a furry to me after the show (who pronouced Cookie “The hottest, funniest show I’ve ever seen.”). That’s some diversity!
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You don’t just make appointments, Just so I can see you more, I long to feel you run I long to see you dressed in less I’m secure enough in my manhood |
But I can’t take my wife on Fox, Are you so hot, you’ll make me miss Well, I’ve watched Bill and Rudy, Please meet me late tonight, Admiring you not from afar, |
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Democrat Gavin Newsom has just admitted an affair with the wife of one of his aides (his re-election campaign . He’s Mayor of San Francisco. I figure he’s bummed that his ex-wife, former lingerie mode, turned DA has now turned Fox News personality.
It took Bill Clinton to run for the White House before he admitted an affair.
Soon the affairs will be listed in that little book we get when you go to the polls, and we can vote for the person with the best affairs.
“People look to adult movies for personal contact, and yet they’re still not getting it. HD lets them see a little bit more of the girl.â€
– porn director Robby D. in today’s NYTimes
I don’t think that HD is going to give porn viewers personal contact. Nor are girls going to give them adult entertainment. Why go to a hardware store to buy bread?
(Thanks to Liz B for the lovely phrase)
Gen. Shalikashvili has an op-ed in today’s New York Times saying that it’s about time the US military caught up with the rest of the Western world and allowed it’s imperial goals to employ honest gay and lesbian people, just like everyone else.
Thanks to Harvey Milk and millions of gay people who have come out over the years showing up on television, the PTA meeting and the foxhole next to you, the General says that now people in the military are cool with the homos. It’s even been proven by a Zogby survey, he says, so girl you know it’s true.
Yes that was me on 960am tonight partaking in all the Mark Foley / Ted Haggard fun. Once again, Christianity and Republicans are united by homosexuality.
Coming out is not just about the gender of the people you desire. It’s about being your whole self, in public. It’s about honesty. It’s about transparency. It’s about difference and togetherness. It’s about self-acceptance, not waiting for the acceptance of others. It’s about integration. It’s about the whole cookie. I wish it, in all aspects of life, for you.
What happens 40 years after fame and fortune?
Peter Tork is no longer a Monkee and touring as The White Man’s music
with his pal Stanley Lee Jordan. I’m sitting at the Little Fox theatre
in Redwood City watching their clogged and slipper/shoed feet tap
enthusiastically to their acoustic guitar solos and receeding-hairline
harmonies.
It’s hard to know which is worse, the attempts at jokes in the patter
between-songs or the songs themselves.
“Now a song about your first love…..a car of course.”
These guys make the Kingston Trio sound like James Brown.
Just when you think an attempted melody can’tr get worse, there’s a
lyric
” Driving/driving/hotrod driving my MGBGT”
And when you think the lyric can’t get worse, there’s a harmony to be
foisted upon you.
So why am I sitting here? Because my lesbian goth pal Ann called me up
today and sais “dude, my first girlfriend is dating Peter Tork and he
wants to meet me.”
As we sat down Ann told me that her ex wouldn’t be here and that Peter
has several girlfriends.
After the first few chords, all I could think was:” this guy gets women
to sleep with him ?”
Ok everything I just blogged above was done during the concert itself, to help me get through the music. There is video to prove the music to you and as soon as Ann sends it to me, I’ll put it up.
Ann waited to meet Peter in the CD purchasing line. Despite the fact that he turns out to be “spending time with ” Ann’s ex (I guess that’s what the 65 year old straight guy musicians are calling it these days :-), he was very nice, excited to meet Ann and wanted to immediately introduce us to his sister (I guess under the theory that all lesbians know or want to know each other). He turned out to be right. We hung out with his sister Annie and her girlfriend until we realized that there was a second half to the show. Of course, it turned out that we know peoplpe in common. Annie was very cool about it all and told me that “Peter has a lot of lesbians in his life…. his ex-wife, his sister…” Peter Tork, lesbian node. L Word, you can add it to the chart.
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