How To Waste A Day
- get to bed early
- wake up late anyhow
- feel lonely
- finish the book you’ve been saving for bedtime reading
- call people you think would like to talk to you
- eat cereal at 1:20pm
- get headache anyway
- wonder what to do today
- think about groceries
- don’t go buy them
- eat McDonalds drive thru at 3:20
- drive to bank to deposit $89 cheque
- get car cleaned
- write instructions on how to waste a day
