How To Waste A Day

  1. get to bed early
  2. wake up late anyhow
  3. feel lonely
  4. finish the book you’ve been saving for bedtime reading
  5. call people you think would like to talk to you
  6. eat cereal at 1:20pm
  7. get headache anyway
  8. wonder what to do today
  9. think about groceries
  10. don’t go buy them
  11. eat McDonalds drive thru at 3:20
  12. drive to bank to deposit $89 cheque
  13. get car cleaned
  14. write instructions on how to waste a day