Castro theatre packed with que…
Castro theatre packed with queers just booed the host for admitting he’s never seen Project Runway.
Entries tagged "epigrams"
OH: Survivalism is all about t…
OH: Survivalism is all about the belief that people are both fundamentally bad and incompetent.
My brother is telling me that …
My brother is telling me that twitter’s fundamental flaw is that it’s constant “you had to be there” statements.
Just did an interview with Mar…
Just did an interview with Marie Claire on 1st year of marriage. We’re the opposite of all the post-marriage trends. No bloom off rose.
Just back from wonderful Olema…
Just back from wonderful Olema honeymoon. People seemed xtra xtra nice. Bonus for being first gay married couple they met.
@stevegarfield *Turn off* data…
@stevegarfield *Turn off* data roaming (settings/general/network. I speak from experience.
Gone honeymooning. Thanks @hea…
Gone honeymooning. Thanks @heather for such a lovely photo http://www.subvert.com
Sephora chick doing our makeup…
Sephora chick doing our makeup: “You should really have someone cone to you.” Us:”We’re low-maintenance brides.”
Our cabbie is drumming with st…
Our cabbie is drumming with sticks at the lights. Right now it’s Billy Joel’s It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me
Someone just thought I was the…
Someone just thought I was the makeup expert at Clinique. How great.
