I decided to give the world one less lawyer. I give away a lot of stuff I create on this site, and I license my work so that you can remix and share it. I’m one of the first comedians I know to do so.

All that sharing, happy stuff said: money is very good and important. If everyone who enjoyed my stuff gave just a little bit, I’d be able to make a living creating comedy and shows. I would even be able to afford to get pregnant.

Support me with your donation. You can use Paypal, Visa or MasterCard. If you like the traditional “I give you money and then I get something” experience, you can also buy tracks, my CD, or merch or bring me to perform in your town or at your event too.

Thanks to Jonathan Coulton for his inspiration.

All domestic online orders sent US Priority Mail which generally delivers in 3-4 days, but the US Mail won’t guarantee dates, so please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery. All prices include shipping and handling.

one smart cookie t-shirt Sweatshop free American Apparel tees. Only in red. Available in Women’s M/L/XL/XXL. Men’s Hanes Beefy Tee in M/L/XL. Please specify size in order.

hot lesbian baking action apron If you like the heat…get into the kitchen. It’s not your mother’s apron! Give your sweetie a unique Valentine’s treat, or share the truth of the “alternative lifestyle” with your favourite pals, Congressperson or President. Marry this! The illustration on the pocket is the same one you see on the home page. It’s me serving up a batch of cookies with the subvert name over the cookies.

nosh ep The best of my live stand-up.

Digital downloads ($1 each)

  1. opening (0:57)
  2. straight outta the shtetl (2:03)
  3. nu-skool (3:10)
  4. mysteries (3:08)
  5. California (2:21)
  6. the only Jew is San Francisco (1:56)
  7. on the street (1:13)
  8. Microsoft=Christians / Apple= Jews (2:58)
  9. nice Jewish boy (0:47)
  • whole album: $8

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