"Half of America doesn't want me to be able to get married. Half wants to pay to watch my wedding night. It's the same half."

I want HG to:

perform or speak at our college

Heather's a popular and inspiring performer and speaker at colleges across the country from Kenyon (OH), UCLA (CA), Maryville (TN) to Kansas U Medical School (KS). Whether as part of diversity programming or entertainment, she loves spending time with students both in the classroom and in her shows.

Her various offerings include: stand-up, the Heather Gold Show featuring guests from your campus, or my interactive solo shows "I Look Like An Egg, But I Identify As A Cookie" and I Didn't Know How Much I Loved You Till Ken Starr Filed to Divorce Us (or Married to America).

Loved You ...Ken Starr is a romantic and funny Prop-8 inspired story of Heather's unlikely courtship, marriage, family acceptance and political re-engagement via Silicon Valley. She learned how difference can be what connects rather than what divides people.

There's more info available on her agent's web site.

"We love you at Scripps." - Antoinette M, Scripps College, Claremont Colleges

Contact Heather or her agent Felicia Gustin to bring Heather to your campus.

"A hit." - Razi M. UCLA

speak at our event

Heather speaks at companies and events about the emotional dynamics of conversations and other "soft" community skills. She also runs meetings, conferences and events like an engaging talk show that brings out the best in speakers and the people formerly known as the audience.

"I just saw your talk here at Google via the video recording. Ammmmaaaaazing." - Brad G.

"Engaging, interactive, thoughtful and insightful. The result: an enlivened audience that she skillfully guided through the conference." — Brian Blau, Design for User Experience (DUX) Conference Chair

perform at our venue

"the hippest thing in Bay Area theatre also happens to be the tastiest...Heather Gold breathes new life into the solo show format" - Best of the Bay Area, Oakland Tribune

SXSW (Austin)
Gotham Comedy Club (NY)
AltdotCOMedy Lounge (Toronto)
The Earl (Atlanta)
SF Sketchfest
Purple Onion
GirlBar (LA)
SF Sketchfest
Bowery Poetry Club
Laughing Liberally (SF + NY)
Ochi's at Comix
Just for Laughs Showcase (SF)
Duplex( NY)
Montclair Women's Club
MBar, Jill Soloway's Heaping Portion
QComedy
Emcee- Austin Gay Pride
Russion River Women's Weekend
Yerba Buena Center for the Arts
Larkspur
Brava
The Hub at the Eugene and Elinor Friend Center of the Arts, JCCSF
UC Berkeley Arts Museum
Vortex Rep (Austin)

"a combination of Sarah Silverman and Woody Allen" -SF Weekly

consult or give a workshop

Heather consults selectively for companies or groups who want help with designing events, communities or environments for better conversation or authentic engagement.

Contact Heather.

for an interview or media appearance

Press: To request an interview call (415-786-8336) Anna Jarrard or contact me via http://twitter.com/heathr. If you absolutely cannot figure out what twitter is or won't get an account, you can send an email to { subvert at subvert dot com }, of less than 200 characters. Please be specific about your request and your deadline, if you have one.

come to my city

I'd love to come to Atlanta this year. I book based on demand or producers bringing me. You can demand me on Eventful, ask a local group or venue to book her or becoming part of the living room network.

Contact me to find out how.